WHAT IF: There’s a Cross Connection on Your Phone

• Fake a foreign accent to convince your caller that it’s an international call

• Sell insurance, read the offer documents carefully before investing

• Ask him if he’s seen Kismet Konnection

• Ask for his ASL but don’t call him that

• Say you’ve got another call waiting and put him on hold

• Act like you actually know this guy, by chance :P

• Change the topic every fifteen seconds

• Repeat everything he says, only louder

• Tell him this is the number for MTV Loveline Reloaded and dig out his personal problems

• Say “Kabeera speaking” in a very husky voice

• Press random buttons and annoy him with the beeps

• That will be full on Connectional Attayachar