Bad times to say touchwood

• When you’re driving behind a truck, by chance

• Every time someone asks for directions

• When you’re around a carpenter

• In bed, with your GF/BF

• When you meet Woody Allen

• As a complimentary close on your emails

• While talking to yourself

• In the middle of a patriotic song

• While hitting on women, “you have beautiful eyes, touchwood.”

• If you are in a furniture store

• While watching dostana

• During an interview when you’re telling your boss about your work experience

• Hope you had fun reading this, touchwood – oops :P