How To: Make Money During Recession

• Apply for a job at the employment agency

• Touch your nose with your tongue and ask for money

• Sell Yoga Training DVDs

• Start writing the Tickr and call it a job

• Copyright a common phrase like ‘hello, how are you’ and ask for royalties

• Appreciate art, paintings and poetry

• Teach people how to rap

• Sell your soul; but if you’re looking for long term income rent it out

• Make a squishy sound outside a public toilet

• This won’t earn you any money, although it will make you look less jobless

• Volunteer for security duty at any Hurman B film

• Work at the canteen during recess - and save money for recession

• Model for before and after weight loss pictures

• Be a financial adviser to Satyam

• Ask for money after writing all your friends an Orkut Testimonial